My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Tim Allen
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  1. Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect...

  2. Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

  3. Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

  4. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

  5. Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

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